FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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