Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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