Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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