Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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