i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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