So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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