I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Plan B is the new Plan A
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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