The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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