Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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