i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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