evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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