i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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