i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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