So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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