The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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