Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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