Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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