I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Randomize