I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I checked into jail on foursquare
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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