At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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