you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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