so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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