..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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