Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Someone came in the potted fern
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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Dick very happy bro
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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