I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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