I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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