quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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