doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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