Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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