i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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