all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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