you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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