I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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