i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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