Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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