are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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