Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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