we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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