Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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