Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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