Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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