I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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