discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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