Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Will exercising make me less horny?
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