I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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