Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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