Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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