yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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