Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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