After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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